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Fun With Navy News Headlines

June 18, 2009
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Haven’t done one of these in awhile. Our first real Navy headline is:

Navy Surges Ahead with Green Initiatives, Building Certifications

Now becomes:

Navy Surges Ahead with anti-piracy operations in the Gulf of Aden

That was fun! Here’s another:

Fleet Activities Yokosuka, Japan, begins their safety campaign

In a more realistic world becomes:

Fleet Activities Yokosuka, Japan, begins their preparation for North Korean campaign

Time for one more:

Joint Exercise Enhances Logistics Capabilities Needed for any Contingency

Now becomes:

Joint Exercise Enhances Logistics Capabilities Needed for support of Iran Election protesters.

I’ll stop now. Already that Fire Scout UAV is circling slowly overhead…

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